1. Pantyhose were actually made to be burned.
Its not a feminist movement. They just suck.
2. I will never get a new phone. Its not in the
cards for me. I called Dionne, she said no.
3. If you dress nice, you do get attention.
But its usually older, married men that
are gross.
4. People believe only what they want to
believe. Show them evidence, they'll
show you an Oprah special.
5. Is it just me? Or did Ellen blatantly
rip off Oprah's holiday give-away?
And finally....
6. If global warming will fix the weather
right now....then I say lets all go buy
some aerosol hairspray.
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