So this started out because my fabulous "J" sent me to a site that had started listing reasons why they thought civilization was doomed. It was mostly funny, but I decided to start my own. Because I just do things like that. So here's my list of just 50 reasons why civilization is doomed. If you have others I'd love to hear them, post me a comment. 1. THE ABSENCE OF ABSOLUTES
2. CELEBRITIES
3. LAWYERS
4. LACK OF RELIGION
5. EXTREMISTS
6. MTV SPRINGBREAKS
7. PLASTIC SURGERY
8. PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM.
9. PEOPLE WHO CAN’T SPELL CORRECTLY. THIS INCLUDES NETSPEAK.
10. THE MEDIA
11. MICHAEL JACKSON
12. GAS PRICES
13. OUR LACK OF COMMON SENSE
14. REASON #330
15. ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
16. VANITY
17. ACCEPTANCE OF EVERYTHING FOR FEAR OF OFFENDING SOMEONE.
18. TURKISH BATHS
19. RED TAPE
20. LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY
21. DR SPOCK
22. POLITICIANS
23. STAR TREK
24. BRITANY SPEARS
25. EXCUSES
26. LACK OF INTEGRITY
27. BAD DRIVERS
28. MISSOURI
29. BLUE EYELINER
30. THE RETURN OF LEGGINGS AS A FASHION STATEMENT
31. REALITY TV
32. THE FRENCH
33. "AIRPORT SECURITY" (it's in quotes for a reason people)
34. TERRORISTS
35. OUR AMAZING ABILITY TO SYMPATHIZE WITH TERRORISTS
36. OUR EVEN MORE AMAZING ABILITY TO JUSTIFY THEIR ACTIONS
37. SOAP OPERAS
38. SELF TANNER
39. ARKANSAS
40. CELL PHONES
41. SCANDELS
42. DE-SENSITIZATION
43. THE FIRST AMENDMENT
44. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
45. BOLOGNA
46. TABLOIDS
47. HYPOCONDRIACS
48. 867-5309
49. MOVIE REMAKES
50. TELETUBBIES
If you have questions about why something is on the list, leave me a comment and i'll do a special blog about why its dooming civilization.
~peace out~
7 comments:
Tom Cruise
-Kristen
EBay
I happen to enjoy ebay.....hmmm...interesting.
~Tamaira~
I can't help your resentment to those on the list. But if you'd like, you can go to missouri with a stinky french man and eat bologna while you ruin civilzation. Could be a good time.
oh and PS. Thanks for ruining civilization.
(I love Bethie Lou!)
~T~
I didn't exactly mean why "we" are doomed, more the reason why our livelyhood is doomed.....ya know....funny-ha-ha.....but not that I disagree......
Vin Diesl is gay??? Really??
....*ponders thought*.....
I wonder if he's seen Terry Bradshaw in Failure to Launch?
Hypocrites... or is it hypocrits? I guess i'm ruining civilization too because i can't spell and that's on the list. DANG IT! Although, however you spell it... it's a real reason. Also i'd like to add that idiot college professors who shove their own agendas and political viewpoints on the incoming freshman who now apparently can't think for themselves... it's ruining civilization too... cause the stupid people who can't think for themselves say.. i want to do whatever i want and my professor said it was ok.. so he must be right... i'll listen to every idiotic thing he has to say all semester long.
Soap box completed.
and that last one was lengthy.. you could probably shorten it to college professors.
oh yeah, you could also say the internet... maybe you already had that one, i don't remember, but as much as it helps it hurts.
oh yeah and Michael Moore.
you said you wanted me to add to the list so i did. all at once. hope you enjoyed it.
Profound.
I've been moved.
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